Highway Fun and Games

Driving along the highway, kids playing together in the backseat. Some Tales of what was overheard...

Keva: It'll just be the three of us because Tavish is dead. I shot him.

Tavish: (playing dead in backseat)

Mommy: That's too bad, I'll miss him. I mean, guess we will save on things like toothpaste...

Daddy: Not much.

Ha. Tweenagers and dental hygiene practices are fun to mock....

Keva: hey Tav, wanna play tag?

Tavish: what? No. How would you even okay tag in the car anyway?!

Keva: well, you reach over to try to tag, but you squish against your door to stay away. (pause) It's funner than it sounds.

Note: they tried, and she's right, it was fun...for a full 4 to 5 seconds ...